Friday, 10 July 2009

"This place would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers" - I had the most surreal customer experience in unless they were all like this one.

I had the most surreal customer experience in work today. As many places do, we sell iPods where I work. This guy had bought an iPod touch yesterday after asking loads of questions that you really should know the answers to before spending a couple of hundred pounds on an item.

Today I am called to come and talk to him and tell him why he can't return the opened mp3 player without any ral reason. Not knowing his reason, I proceed to ask him why he wants to return the item. To which, he points at the Apps Store logo and says

"You see that there. That, that... picture? It's against my beliefs"

What an insane moron!

Keeping a straight face, I told him that it was a logo depicting what looked like an iPod and two pencils or styluses in the shape of a capital A for Apple or Apps. He said

"No. It's much more than that. I've looked it up"

That experience rivals that of a previous job where I ws asked by a customer

"Do you have any films withs headbutts in?"

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